Sterner Stuff

My boss on working with Aronofsky…

“He loves creative pushback and if anyone had a good idea, it didn’t matter who you were. He would always listen and if he liked it, he’d use it. The guy didn’t have any ego whatsoever.”

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—WAKE UP SOON

“Rourke told Springsteen about his upcoming film and asked if Springsteen could write a song for it. Springsteen subsequently did, played it for Rourke and director Darren Aronofsky before a concert. When they liked it, Springsteen gave them the song for no fee.”

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Sink Problems

So the sink at work has been clogged for two days. This morning they called a plumber in and as he was reaching into our drain pipe he says, “I feel something big” and pulls out a bloated, rotting rat carcass. He says it was feeding on the food left in our pipes until it got too fat to get out and died.

Happy Tuesday

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Tell me if this sounds like the thoughts of a person in possession of their sanity
1. Lock yourself out of your apartment
2. Frantically jiggle the door knob in hopes that it turns
3. Take a useless rewards card out of your wallet and try to slip it through the knob bolt
4. Run to roof of your apartment to try to jump down to your balcony
5. See above
6. Realize you’ll have 3 inches of landing room at best
7. Throw your body over the roof
8. Dangle for 10 seconds before you audibly tell yourself, “Not worth it”

Tell me if this sounds like the thoughts of a person in possession of their sanity

1. Lock yourself out of your apartment

2. Frantically jiggle the door knob in hopes that it turns

3. Take a useless rewards card out of your wallet and try to slip it through the knob bolt

4. Run to roof of your apartment to try to jump down to your balcony

5. See above

6. Realize you’ll have 3 inches of landing room at best

7. Throw your body over the roof

8. Dangle for 10 seconds before you audibly tell yourself, “Not worth it”

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

—WAKE UP SOON

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My boss on jury duty…

“You know, if you blatantly lie and say something like, “I’m self-employed”, they don’t really ever check. So try to make something up and get out of it.”

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Shawn Stussy’s signature. Makes sense.

Shawn Stussy’s signature. Makes sense.

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